May 2013
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May 17th
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May 17th
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*cries over vampire weekend every day for the rest of my life*
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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could i ever love a tiny human baby as much as i love vampire weekend
May 17th
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“we know the true death the true way of flesh everyone’s dying but girl you’re not old yet”
May 17th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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why you can’t wear a bindi if you’re white an informative bit by me you are white you are white and ignorant bindis are not for ignorant white hipsters you are at a fucking mgmt concert where people can see you we can all tell you’re an idiot fuck off you are not cool you are not trendy culture is not a trend you’re a piece of shit
May 14th
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expertcosmotips: oolongs: RIP Jeff Dunham 1975-2013 you made us laugh, you made us cry, and we will miss you.  god bless you for your “hilarious jokes” cant believe he died.. id let him put his hands into my puppet any day ;-( forever in my hella islamophobic heart
May 14th
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fartdaughter: YO YOU EVER NOTICE THAT GREEK STATUES AND SHIT GOT SOME TINY ASS DICKS?? ITS LIKE, AYO, EVER HEAR OF A BONER, JULIUS “LIL” CEASER?? mike is starting a tour called “tiny marble penises of europe.”  ”ayo nice dick dude haha. dick look like a pencil u sharpened so much it’s just a stub” *u r escorted out of sistine chapel*
May 14th
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fartdaughter: moistbooks: colinlikescomics: You all know that I hate hockey, but I hope the Leafs beat the Bruins because I fucking hate Brad Marchand. He’s such a fucking cunt. we can all agree on this i think i have to like the bruins cause im from new england no you don’t you have a choice i don’t want you to be a bruins fan
May 14th
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colinlikescomics: You all know that I hate hockey, but I hope the Leafs beat the Bruins because I fucking hate Brad Marchand. He’s such a fucking cunt. we can all agree on this
May 14th
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May 14th
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what the fuck is with people who i’ve know for years spelling my name wrong holy shit actually i’m not even mad just confused as to why people i’ve known for 10 years don’t know the most basic information about me it makes me really doubt if i ever do mean that much to anyone
May 14th
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May 14th
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cosmo tip #651
expertcosmotips: bazinga shirts exist so you know who not to date
May 13th
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“I don’t think that people accept the fact that life doesn’t make sense. I think...”
– David Lynch   (via 17st)
May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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keithballard: (◕‿◕✿)
May 12th
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i’m handing in my exit presentation on floppy disc
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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going to see MGMT on friday last week of work going out to drink for the first time in 3 weeks gonna dance and drink away my hockey-related sorrows i’m excited
May 10th
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fartdaughter: my dick is tangled up in my wallet’s chain, how will i pay for goods and services now without looking like a fool
May 10th
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fartdaughter: on the next AMERICAN CHOPPERS: the guys make a bike made completely out of ball sack skin for a local schools prom
May 10th
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May 10th
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the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees you couldn’t wear your own clothing
May 10th
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