May 2013
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*cries over vampire weekend every day for the rest of my life*
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could i ever love a tiny human baby as much as i love vampire weekend
“we know the true death
the true way of flesh
everyone’s dying
but girl you’re not old yet”
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why you can’t wear a bindi if you’re white
an informative bit by me
you are white
you are white and ignorant
bindis are not for ignorant white hipsters
you are at a fucking mgmt concert where people can see you
we can all tell you’re an idiot
fuck off
you are not cool
you are not trendy
culture is not a trend
you’re a piece of shit
expertcosmotips:
oolongs:
RIP Jeff Dunham 1975-2013
you made us laugh, you made us cry, and we will miss you.
god bless you for your “hilarious jokes”
cant believe he died.. id let him put his hands into my puppet any day ;-(
forever in my hella islamophobic heart
fartdaughter:
YO YOU EVER NOTICE THAT GREEK STATUES AND SHIT GOT SOME TINY ASS DICKS?? ITS LIKE, AYO, EVER HEAR OF A BONER, JULIUS “LIL” CEASER??
mike is starting a tour called “tiny marble penises of europe.” ”ayo nice dick dude haha. dick look like a pencil u sharpened so much it’s just a stub” *u r escorted out of sistine chapel*
fartdaughter:
moistbooks:
colinlikescomics:
You all know that I hate hockey, but I hope the Leafs beat the Bruins because I fucking hate Brad Marchand. He’s such a fucking cunt.
we can all agree on this
i think i have to like the bruins cause im from new england
no you don’t you have a choice i don’t want you to be a bruins fan
colinlikescomics:
You all know that I hate hockey, but I hope the Leafs beat the Bruins because I fucking hate Brad Marchand. He’s such a fucking cunt.
we can all agree on this
what the fuck is with people who i’ve know for years spelling my name wrong holy shit actually i’m not even mad just confused as to why people i’ve known for 10 years don’t know the most basic information about me it makes me really doubt if i ever do mean that much to anyone
cosmo tip #651
expertcosmotips:
bazinga shirts exist so you know who not to date
I don’t think that people accept the fact that life doesn’t make sense. I think...
– David Lynch (via 17st)
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keithballard:
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i’m handing in my exit presentation on floppy disc
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going to see MGMT on friday
last week of work
going out to drink for the first time in 3 weeks
gonna dance and drink away my hockey-related sorrows
i’m excited
fartdaughter:
my dick is tangled up in my wallet’s chain, how will i pay for goods and services now without looking like a fool
fartdaughter:
on the next AMERICAN CHOPPERS: the guys make a bike made completely out of ball sack skin for a local schools prom
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the-vashta-nerada:
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing